Turned off my "home page" today

I turned off my web hosting today that hosted my home page and a few small facebook apps that weren't making any serious money.  It's kind of the end of an era for me.  I've hosted my own web page and small apps since probably 1997.  

These days it just doesn't make much sense to host your own anything.  The cloud is our new overlord and I for one love the stuffing out of it.

You can have code at github and bitbucket for free (bitbucket does private repos at no cost - yay! ).

You can have your blog on blogger or wordpress.

You have your random one-liners and cries for help on twitter.

You have linkedin so that recruiters can spam the daylights out of you with terrible positions in far away countries.

You have roughly a ba-jillion services for hosting your small apps, like Heroku, PHP Cloud, Google App Engine, and Azure.

I just can't justify the expense of a basic web hosting or virtual server account any more.  I won't miss  doing the system administration on that thing and constantly worrying about hackers.  That's for sure.

I still need a proper home page for my domains to link to all my various cloud identities.  Any suggestions?

Review of Siri voice app for iphone 4s

I've been playing with Siri on the new iphone 4s for about 12 hours now and I can honestly say I'm quite impressed with the features.  The small help section within Siri gets you going quickly with example commands.  When Siri doesn't understand a command, she prompts you to do a web search for that phrase.  Of course saying things like "google barack obama" or "search for barack obama" also command her to do a google search for those terms.

A lot of the examples show how you can text, email, or call using Siri by just referring to a person's first name.

"Text Vinny"

"Email Vinny"


If you have multiple Vinnies in your contacts, Siri will show you a list and prompt you to choose one.  This makes perfect sense.  However, the voice commands don't appear to work very well for choosing which Vinny.  Siri doesn't seem to understand names very well ( which from a programmers point of view makes perfect sense ).  I was hoping that it would work like most phone systems work however, where I could say "one" and Siri would select the first Vinny in the list or "two" for selecting the second Vinny and so on.  It doesn't work like that.  So you either have to click the "Vinny" that you want or try to say their whole name in the original request like: "Email Vinny Boombotz."  And you have to really pronounce names phonetically ( not necessarily how they're pronounced ) to get the right name to show up.

The same issue comes up with email addresses.  When you command:

"Email Vinny Boombotz"

If Vinny Boombotz has multiple email addresses, Siri will show you a list of Vinny's email addresses and prompt you to choose one.

I've found that text commands work better than email commands and that's usually because most of my contacts only have one mobile phone number and therefore one texting address.  Saying "Text Vinny Boombotz" will have Siri prompt you for the body of the message.  Saying "Text Vinny Boombotz I'll be right over" will have Siri put "I'll be right over" in the body of the message.  Pretty handy.

Creating meetings and reminders works very well.  When you say "Remind me to call Vinny Boombotz at 8:30pm" Siri will set up a reminder for 8:30pm with Vinny's number attached.  So the reminder winds up with a "call" button on it for easy dialing.

Commands like "what's the weather today" and "show me today's meetings" are pretty handy as well.

Commands like "Find me an italian restaurant" have Siri locate italian restaurants local to you.  Clicking on one shows a map and then clicking on the map label will show you the phone number and address of the restaurant.

There's a whole slew of mapping functions that I haven't even tried yet.

The Wolfram Alpha piece of Siri is kind of like the ultimate bar bet tool.  You can ask questions like:

"Who won best actor in 1982?"

"Who won the SuperBowl in 1986?"

"What's the population of China?"

"How many calories in an Egg McMuffin?"

And the Wolfram Alpha piece kicks in and gives you a handful of information on your topic.  Again, if its not in Wolfram Alpha, then it falls back to a web search.  But I found this much quicker then typing in a search.  I'm probably going to use this piece of it quite a lot.

There's also a bunch of fun questions you can ask Siri that I mentioned here.

There's big things missing from Siri right now that I hope get improved.  There's really no concept of "latest news" or "latest baseball scores."  Siri will prompt you to do web search for these terms.  Ideally, they should open up the API to/from Siri so that if you ask for "latest baseball scores" it can query ESPN or another sports outlet for that request.  It would be really killer if when you created iphone apps that you could register some Siri answers in your app so certain questions would go to your app instead of just a default web search from Siri.

So in the baseball case, the ESPN app could register answers with Siri to questions like "Latest baseball scores" or "Next Texas Rangers game."  So if Siri couldn't find the answers to those questions, it could question the ESPN app on your phone for those questions, before doing a default web search.

In conclusion, I think Siri is a nice addition to the iphone.  It's not quite a killer app but its definitely useful and something I'll probably be using a few times a week.

Fun questions to ask Siri for iphone 4s

In addition to the usual helpful things like sending texts and setting up appointments, Siri also responds to a bunch of silly questions as well.  Try these and see what you get:

What is the meaning of life?

Siri, what is your favorite color?

Siri, how old are you?

Siri, how do you work?

Knock knock?

On Technical Recruiter Spam

I haven't updated my linkedin or dice.com profiles in about a year.  I figured by not updating those profiles that it would slow down the constant onslaught of recruiters phoning and emailing me about web developer positions.  It hasn't worked so far.  I really appreciate someone giving me the opportunity to apply to interesting jobs but the recruiting industry is just broken and full of lazy people who can't be bothered to do anything other than a simple keyword search.  I have a lot of experience so I'm going to show up in a lot of keyword searches but that doesn't mean those jobs are applicable to me or that I would be interested in them.

So if you're going to contact me anyway, you might as well try not to annoy me.  Here are some ways dear recruiter of not annoying me:

1.) If my profile lists that I'm not willing to relocate then don't send me a job clear across the state.  Or the country.   Or the world.   These would require relocation.  While I realize that New Jersey is one of the smaller states in the union, it is still 166 miles north to south and 57 miles wide.  Since I live towards one end of it as referenced by my address, it makes little sense to assume I can commute to the other end.  That's over a 100 mile commute.  A quick google map search could give you that.  

2.) If the job entails working WITH a "guru," "ninja," or "rock star" then I am not interested.  A real guru is much too enlightened to ever refer to themselves as a guru, nor would they allow another to refer to them as such.  So when I see "guru" as my potential boss/coworker, I read "asshole."  A ninja would have altered the job ad before it went live so as to preserve his identity.  And rock stars aren't developers.  They are girls named Kim that play bass guitar.

3.) If the position entails that I NEED to be a "guru," "ninja," or "rock star" then I am not interested. Please see above.

4.) If my profile lists I'm looking for full time work, then don't send me jobs that aren't full time.  I really don't get this one.  And I don't have anything funny to add to it either.  It's really just sad that people don't pay attention to this.

5.) If the position requires being an expert in some technology that I don't have as my primary skill set, then don't bother contacting me because I probably couldn't even do the job.  

6.) Stop asking for "excellent communication skills."  If I had those, I wouldn't be a developer, I would be a salesman.  Or Steve Jobs.  I can communicate well enough to get the point across the first time.  Is that excellence?  Perhaps to you it is, but you also think the world is full of gurus and ninjas so I can't really take your assessment at face value.

7.) If the position does not require me to write code to get a job offer then I'm not interested.  Because that means your other developers didn't need to write code to get their jobs there and probably two-thirds of those developers are terrible.  I don't want to work with terrible people.  The better job you do at weeding out the crappy developers, the more I will think of your organization.

8.) If the position is for a company whose name you cannot divulge until we've had several conversations then I'm not interested.  I understand not putting the name in the job ad online,  that's pretty standard these days, but if you're contacting me directly then you should give me the name of the company.  Otherwise it implies a lack of trust on my part, like I'm going to steal this commission from you somehow.  So, first, you're making contact with a stale account since I haven't updated my profile in a year.  So you're assuming I'm looking for job when I'm probably not.  And then to try and entice me into the job market, you neglect to give me the company name so I can do research on it?  That's pretty lame.

I could go on and on here, but what about you?  What are your suggestions for technical recruiters?