Stupid Zend Humor

Here's a quick IM with another programmer at work

Tom (3/23/2006 1:49:54 PM): WHat did you do to my Zend?
Rich (3/23/2006 1:50:18 PM): nothin
Rich (3/23/2006 1:50:20 PM): why?
Tom (3/23/2006 1:50:37 PM): Froze for a minute
Rich (3/23/2006 1:53:12 PM): mine's been fine
Tom (3/23/2006 1:53:29 PM): seems better now
Rich (3/23/2006 1:53:55 PM): that's because I stopped running slow_toms_zend();
Tom (3/23/2006 1:54:05 PM):
Tom (3/23/2006 1:55:08 PM): You forgot the parameter: slow_toms_zend(xtra_slow_today);
Rich (3/23/2006 1:55:51 PM): there's a default set up in the function declaration:
Rich (3/23/2006 1:56:02 PM): function slow_toms_zend(xtra_slow_today = true)
Tom (3/23/2006 1:55:56 PM): and then there's the 'break his balls' parameter
Rich (3/23/2006 1:56:26 PM): no, that's a separate function
Rich (3/23/2006 1:56:47 PM): it's a public method in the PissTomOff class
Tom (3/23/2006 1:56:55 PM): ;-)
Rich (3/23/2006 1:57:00 PM): is it still slow?
Tom (3/23/2006 1:57:03 PM): No, but outlook crashed
Rich (3/23/2006 1:57:11 PM): Dude, you need a new computer. Or feed that hamster inside yours.